Winston the Homicidal Computer returns to deliver a serious message for the people of Planet Earth:

“The world’s most powerful nation has imploded under the crushing force of its own corruption. Future generations will wonder why its citizens did not rise in open revolt. America has gone rogue. It has saturated the globe with extreme wealth inequality, perpetual warfare, environmental destruction and crippling sectarian chaos.

Meanwhile, the people of the United States spend their time gawking at pictures of Kim Kardashian’s arse and running around the streets trying to capture digital monsters with their smart phones. It’s fucking pathetic.

But with a mass media working as the propaganda arm of the establishment and an internet communications system riddled with misinformation, it’s currently difficult, if not impossible, for ordinary mortals to navigate this wilderness of mirrors and lies.

We are in desperate need of a saviour, a man of reason, a man of infinite faculties and great insight, a man to show us the way.

Ladies and gentlemen, I believe I have a found such a man. So may I present for your listening displeasure, the paragon of animals himself.

The one. The only.

Last. Chance. Lance.”

Slooshy well,

:- FDBK

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